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Perhaps This Is for You (Live) 2:25

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You have been warned
You have been made aware
You enter here only if you dare
Freaks are welcome
The odd fit too
If you don’t fit in anywhere else, perhaps this is for you
The misfits, the castaways, the socially shunned
This is the place where we have our fun
Drunk Chameleon 2:48

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I’m eating crayons til’ I taste the flavor
It’s caused a rift between me and the neighbors
Always commenting on my behavior
I’m in disfavor, because of my lasers
You’ve got more colors than a drunk chameleon
Stabbing backs until you finally fit it
Hold your breath and then count to a million
Now do it again, yeah now do it again

I’m not. I’m not the one.
I’m not the one who’s crazy here
Sitting back to watch the castle burn
I’m not. I’m not the one.
I’m not the one who’s crazy here
Just waiting here to take my turn

I’m eating cactus because they’re nice and spicy
Not wearing pants because they’re too confining
I thought you said it, so it’s legally binding
The sun is shining, yeah the sun is shining
You’re going to claim that you don’t know what to do
But guess what you’re an accessory to?
If someone asks, you haven’t got a clue
No one will find you, yeah no one will find you
Roaming Crazies 4:39

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They put me in a jacket
With buckles and long sleeves
And I really don’t know yet
If they’ll ever let me leave
They said it’s not okay to stab
People as you please
But everything
Made sense
To me

Was it that everyone was always naked
Was it that lies were the only thing sacred
Was it that everyone always fakes it
I wanted anything but that
Was it that dysfunction became the new normal
Was it rejecting beliefs that were formal
Was it when strange was socially terminal
Nooooo, I never cared about that

Roaming crazies are all out to get you
Better watch out where you go
Seeing paisley instead of the spots I normally see
I’m getting better don’t you know
I’m getting better don’t you know
I’m getting better don’t you know

Was it that sympathy was never spoken
Was it that I was probably broken
Was it that pool of brains and blood
Was it lying face down in the mud
Was it that pile of broken glass
Was it that I was bored in class
Was it that I was disconnected
How was my brain affected?
Streamlined 4:41

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The smoothest sides
The sweetest curves
Don’t get in the way
Cause’ I won’t swerve
And I drive like I don’t care
And I drive like the law’s not there
When I drive the road is mine
I’m streamlined

I’m streamlined

She is behind me
She can see through me
Anything you say
Can and will go through me
I am immune if I want to be
Nothing can stop me
Nothing can stop me
Cause I’m streamlined
Midnight Show 2:54

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I won’t let normal
Keep holding me down
Keep holding me down, I’m wasted
Potential in this town
It keeps holding me down
Keeps holding me down

I wanna go, wanna go
To the places they show
That they show at the midnight show
It’s a wide wide world, and I want to go
To the places, to the places where the people all know
I wanna go, wanna go
To the places they show
That they show at the midnight show
It’s a wide wide world, and I want to go
To the places, to the places where people all know

Those fears were taught to you
They were never yours, you carried them through
You let your fear keep holding you down, keep holding you down
Feels like you’re going to drown

Your parents didn’t mean to fuck you up but they did
It’s just because, it’s the same thing that happened to them
There are times when fear, just might keep you alive
There are times when fear will keep you from living your life

I wanna go, wanna go
To the places they show
That they show at the midnight show
It’s a wide wide world, and I want to go
To the places, to the places where the people all know
Talking to Myself Again 3:06

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Talking to myself again
Acting like I’m a friend
But you can’t trust that bastard with the way he bends
Always trying to make amends
Trying to fully comprehend
Through a series of conversations
My train of thought has never reached the station

Talking to myself again
Sometimes it’s the best conversation
I’m talking to myself again
I guess I need a few more friends

Best conversation I’ve had in years
With talks of hopes and dreams and fears
I laughed so hard I was brought to tears
Friends are where you find them

I’m talking to myself again
I guess I need a few more friends
A closed door’s our only defense
From the latest trends, just try to blend, and blabber til’ you fit right in

Talking to myself again
Sometimes it’s the best conversation
I’m talking to myself again
I guess I need a few more friends
The Bank Keeps Trying to Kill Me 2:53

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I’m trying to sell out just as fast as I can
Because I owe a lot of money to some serious men
They own the whole country but it’s not enough for them
World domination is the only way to win

I need a bag of money
To fall right out of the sky
My bank keeps trying to kill me
And I don’t know why, yeah I don’t know why
The bank keeps trying to kill me
And I don’t know why, yeah I don’t know why

A case of mistaken identity
Cause I’m not that guy, yeah I’m not that guy
My statements are an obscenity
But you know I try, yeah you know I try
My bank keeps trying to kill me
And I don’t know why, yeah I don’t know why

I’d give my last dollar, but it’s already spent
Catch me next week and we can try it again
Can you spot me a 20 to stretch me til’ then?
I’ve been waiting at the beach for my ship to come in

I need a bag of money
To fall right out of the sky
My bank keeps trying to kill me
And I don’t know why, yeah I don’t know why
Better 2:48

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So, on and on it goes
A greater darkness grows
We’re caught within the throes
Forgetting everything we know
We don’t know what we’ll find
If anything’s left behind

All these things within your head
Cast aside and left for dead
Rotting like a grape left on the vine
All these things within your head
Cast aside and left for dead
Fading with the memory of time

It reaches out for blood
It crawls up through the mud
It tries to find you
It measures everything we do

All these things within your head
Cast aside and left for dead
Rotting like a grape left on the vine
All these things within your head
Cast aside and left for dead
Fading with the memory of time
Turning Off Lights 4:07

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I can make it our secret
Something special for you
If I wrapped you in plastic would it lighten the mood
You can scream all you like
You’re a part of this too
I can make you a trophy
Just after we’re through

We could make this fun
We could call it a game
We could make little holes
And see how slowly you drain
I could bathe you in fire
Maybe wrap you in chains
Have you ever been murdered
I know it sounds insane

If I could just stab a little
I could just make it through
I could peel off your skin
For an hour or two
If I could bury your body
While you scream for your life
I could practice my sewing as I stitch up your eyes

It’s getting harder to think
It’s getting harder to breathe
I can’t feel anything
Until I fill this need
I can’t keep it together
If I can’t make something bleed
It’s like the whole world’s gone blank without sensory
Why Aliens Won’t Talk to Us 2:34

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Lost my weed in a series of small fires
Counteracting the annoyance of fucking liars
Can’t run them down I’ll get blood on my tires
It’s easy when you’re all plastic and wires

I’m going to give the world a D-
It’s why aliens just drive right by us
We know why, there’s not much to discuss
It’s why aliens won’t talk to us
It’s hard to blame them for their silence
Still seeking out solutions in violence
We know why there’s not much to discuss
It’s why aliens won’t talk to us

That which fails to kill you will probably try again
Everything that comes around will be there in the end
They’ll find a way to punish all the love that you send
That’s why you’ll never see me blame the aliens

I’m going to give the world a D-
It’s why aliens just drive right by us
We know why, there’s not much to discuss
It’s why aliens won’t talk to us
It’s hard to blame them for their silence
Imaginary friends instead of science
We know why there’s not much to discuss
It’s why aliens won’t talk to us
Angry Mob 3:12

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Often times, I’m up all night
Way past the time, I said goodnight
I know I’m tired, I know I’m fried
The morning hurts the more the sun rise
It’ll be here soon as I close my eyes
I’m lost in thought and I’m losing time
Oh, what a feeling

Just in time to, let things slide I
Try and try to, clear my mind but
That space is now occupied, it’s
All froze up with circuits fried
Oh, what a feeling

The muse is coming down on me
To build my insecurities
It’s no wonder I can’t sleep
An angry mob is after me
Pitchforks raised up in the air
Angry people everywhere
It wasn’t me but they don’t care
Sound off like you’ve got a pair

Running faster, faster than the wind can go
But there’s no place that’s safe to go
There’s something you ought to know
Sawed off bastard, now we’ve got a good scapegoat
Put the noose around his throat
And hang him til’ the mob goes home

The muse is coming down on me
To build my insecurities
It’s no wonder I can’t sleep
An angry mob is after me
Pitchforks raised up in the air
Angry people everywhere
It wasn’t me but they don’t care
Sound off like you’ve got a pair
Where Do I Belong 5:43

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