Hot Sauce, Horseradish, and a Well-Timed Fart: What to Do If a Clown Tries to Eat You Sold-Out Silence: How Clown Town Honors Eaten By Clowns by Doing Absolutely Nothing From Filth to Cold Fusion: How Eaten By Clowns Will Clean Your House and Send Your Life Sideways Cleveland to Bora Bora: Why Eaten By Clowns Declined the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame From “Who?” to “Fight Me, Clown”: Hollywood Weighs In on Eaten By Clowns Two Wise Men, a Camel, and a Bottle of Schnapps: Inside the “It Must Be Halloween” Listening Party Eaten by Clowns Interview for Spin Magazine (if they ever decide to print it) From Balance Sheets to Tequila Shots: An Interview Gone Gloriously Wrong The Album Review That Broke Rolling Stone (And Got Me Banned)
