★ Who we are ★
About the band.
One human, several decades of weird ideas, and one stubborn refusal to stop making albums nobody asked for.
The story (mostly true)
Started in 2009.
Still going. Somehow.
Eaten By Clowns started as a side project an obsession that wouldn’t go away. The plan was to write a few weird songs, get it out of my system, and go back to whatever I was supposed to be doing. That didn’t happen. The songs kept coming. The albums kept making themselves.
I’ve never played a live show. Not because I can’t — because I’d rather spend my time in the studio chasing the next stupid idea. The studio is where the songs live. The internet is where they go to find you.
Five albums in, I’m still doing it the same way: write what makes me laugh, record what makes me proud, and send it out to whoever’s weird enough to listen. That’s you, apparently. Thanks for that.
The operation
Writing & Vocals
Words, melodies, and the occasional unhinged scream.
Guitars & Bass
Tracked one part at a time, layered until it sounds like a band.
Drums & Production
Programmed, played, mixed, and second-guessed until it’s right.
Art & Everything Else
Album covers, emails, the whole show.
Or, the version the imaginary PR team prefers
The greatest rock band
to have never played live.
Signed to imaginary label I Don’t Fit Anywhere Productions for a rumored record-breaking $500 billion per album. Recognized as best album of 2026 by the World Council of Music That Is Awesome, and best album of 2029 by the Time Travelers Club of America.
Rolling Stone loved it so much they were rendered speechless. Several high-profile celebrities (whose agents wouldn’t let us quote them) called it “the one album you need to buy this year.” We’re contractually unable to confirm or deny which Time Lord is currently managing us.
Some of this is true. Most of it isn’t. Figuring out which is which is part of the fun.
The Classified Files
Read the rest of the nonsense.
What it sounds like
Rock music
for weird kids.
If we have to pick a genre, call it alt-rock with a sense of humor. Loud guitars, melodies that stick, lyrics that occasionally make you go “wait, what?” — sometimes funny, sometimes mean, sometimes both at once.
If you like Ween, Primus, Wesley Willis, They Might Be Giants, or any band that was clearly having fun in the studio — you’ll probably find something here.
Or just press play
A concept album in 11 chapters
Igor needs guests for
Dracula’s party.
He’s running out of time.
It’s Halloween in Transylvania. Igor wakes Dracula. Dracula says “dig up some guests for the party.” Igor takes that literally. He empties the local graveyard. Dr. Frankenstein gets handed a pile of bones and a tight deadline. The villagers notice.
There’s an angry mob. There are witches. There’s an illusion involving the ghosts of dead loved ones. There’s dancing. Everyone eventually dies works it out.
11 songs. One stupid plot. The most fun I’ve had making a record.
Get in touch
Press, sync,
& the rest.
For interviews, sync licensing, podcast features, collaborations, or just to say hi.
✓ Happy to do podcasts and interviews. Tour dates Not playing live, but we’ll happily talk on your show.