From “Who?” to “Fight Me, Clown”: Hollywood Weighs In on Eaten By Clowns

What Hollywood Really Thinks of Eaten By Clowns

Our favorite celebrity endorsements and what they’ve said.

“How did you get in here? Who let you in?” – Bryan Cranston

“Who?” – Denzel Washington, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Lawrence, Viola Davis, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Will Smith, Morgan Freeman, Cate Blanchett, Emma Stone, Dwayne Johnson, Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Idris Elba, Lupita Nyong’o, Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Margot Robbie, Hugh Jackman, and Julia Roberts

“I’ve never heard of them but with a name like Eaten By Clowns, I really have no interest in hearing them.” – Meryl Streep

“I’d rather listen to Yoko Ono screeching into an untuned violin being dragged over a chalkboard with a rake attached.” – Tom Hanks

“Didn’t they go blind from drinking a bunch of paint thinner and cough syrup?” – Brad Pitt

“Weren’t they arrested in that incident with the hot air balloon full of naked penguins, trying to smuggle drugs across the border?” – Ryan Reynolds

“Are they Mormon?” – Trey Parker

“Didn’t they have that song about sex and taxidermy?” – Matt Stone

“I took a class at Harvard about how their music was single-handedly responsible for the decline of western civilization’s morals and values.” – Tom Morello

“I think I partied with those guys. I don’t remember much of that night.” – Jack Black

“Oh, no, I hate clowns. I’m not interested in whatever it is you’re selling. Now, leave me alone… unless you want to buy a dinosaur skull.” – Nicolas Cage

“FIGHT ME, CLOWN!” – Shia LaBeouf and Mel Gibson