Behind the Music

Peter Piper Has Some Explaining to Do

Pigeons Lost Their Jobs to Email

I Plead Baked: The 5 Hardest Questions We’ve Ever Answered

Hot Sauce, Horseradish, and a Well-Timed Fart: What to Do If a Clown Tries to Eat You

Sold-Out Silence: How Clown Town Honors Eaten By Clowns by Doing Absolutely Nothing

From Filth to Cold Fusion: How Eaten By Clowns Will Clean Your House and Send Your Life Sideways

Cleveland to Bora Bora: Why Eaten By Clowns Declined the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

From “Who?” to “Fight Me, Clown”: Hollywood Weighs In on Eaten By Clowns

Two Wise Men, a Camel, and a Bottle of Schnapps: Inside the “It Must Be Halloween” Listening Party

Eaten by Clowns Interview for Spin Magazine (if they ever decide to print it)

From Balance Sheets to Tequila Shots: An Interview Gone Gloriously Wrong

The Album Review That Broke Rolling Stone (And Got Me Banned)