Weird Bits Just Dropped! 🦴
Eaten By Clowns, also known as “The greatest rock band to have never played live,” has had a busy year. First, they signed with a brand new imaginary label called I Don’t Fit Anywhere Productions for a rumored record-breaking deal of $500 billion dollars per album. Next, instead of immediately retiring like any normal person would, they dropped a new album called “Weird Bits!”
It was immediately recognized as the best album of 2026 by the World Council of Music that is Awesome, and best album of 2029 by the Time Travelers Club of America. Rolling Stone loved it so much they were rendered speechless. Several high-profile celebrities (whose agents wouldn’t let us quote them) called it “the one album you need to buy this year.”
Get your copy anywhere music is sold, or feed Spotify. Sure they pay artists $0.0008 a stream, but at least the CEO walked away with billions. Cough cough asshole.
Listen now. Or don’t. We already got our $500 billion. (Just kidding, please listen, we’re very poor.)
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